Laziest Jobs

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Three months of summer has past fast. Vacation season has finished and people have dived into their usual occupations and works. Surely it is very difficult to start working after spent great time during summer. And probably half of You feel dizzy and lazy in the first days or even weeks after vacations, especially if Your job allows.

This time let’s walk through the possible laziest works, that You might find near You. Probably You will find Your occupation in this list too. Otherwise, You can share with us if You are feeling lazy while working.

 

Line Stander

There is many people whom are so busy, that have no time to stand in line and waste their precious time for such occupation.  Mostly their better would work hard and earn more money, and hire You to stand for them in a row to get some special good like new book, phone, or other precious good in limited edition. Main Your mission will be to get to the store as soon as possible, to get closer to the doors and wait until Your will get that stuff. The laziest thing here is be very patient and strong not to get asleep leaning somewhere against the wall especially if the row moves extremely slowly.

 

Host or Hostess

One of the lazy jobs is Hostess. Especially if You work in the restaurant, that has not much visitors. All the day long You have to stand near the main entrance and greet them with a smile on a face and show them their table and give them the menus.

 

Receptionist

Receptionist is also probably one of the laziest jobs in the world. it’s good, if there’s a lot of clients You have to help, serve or simply answer any question. However, it’s hard to stay awake if You are alone in a hall or room in silence and there is not a living soul around.

 

Cash Register Operator

Under appropriate conditions this job can be very lazy too. If You work in the huge market, surely there’s no time to rest, and to be lazy for sure. However, if You work at gas station somewhere on a highway and particularly at night shift, then it’s hard to stay awake all night long while for customers.

 

Travel agent

Another lazy job that we should mention is Travel Agent, especially if he works in Agency that is located further from main traffic, where customers are rare. So all that time while waiting, You have to find yourself an occupation not to fell asleep.

 

Jewelry vendor

Next lazy job is similar to previous as it is also seller, however this time it is jewelry seller, who have to works in a expensive store where clients comes not often either. So in case not to fell asleep You have to clean the dust from all the jewelry.

 

Ticket seller

Another lazy vendor profession would be ticket seller in a small art gallery or some kind of museum, where visitors are also very rare, though You have to be all the time in Your place and wait for them and serve when someone will come. Sometimes You might feel week and sleepy, but You can’t afford such pleasure, because someone might jump into gallery ticketless or even steal something.

 

Museum hall guard

After the ticket seller we can mention the profession, that is disappearing very fast, as nowadays security is maintained by security cams and modern IT technologies. However somewhere in East Europe museums You might find an older lady or a man sitting on a chair in a corner of big hall with precious pictures, exhibits or other expensive things. Surely such job is low paid, however it’s very suitable for lazy people, as all their have to do, is to monitor visitors and do not let them touch, spoil and surely steal exhibits.

 

Librarian or library assistant

Librarians mostly are ladies and might walk around book shelfs all day long, or sit by the desk and write or mark something in thin library books. But as it might look from aside, librarians can hide somewhere in the deep corner of library and simply get lazy nap.

 

Baywatch and Pool Guard

Another type of laziest occupations is security officers or guards. More interesting and funny is to be a Baywatch or pool guard, as there is a lot of action near You, many happy beautiful people and kid jumping, swimming and having fun in the pool or sea. Worst part of such work starts on a hot sunny day, when all day long the guard have to be on duty, particularly when guars fee tired and sleepy.

 

Security Guard

Little bit easier is to be the Security Guard in super market or a special store. Part of the time the guard is standing near the entrance or monitoring location by walking on his own. Another part of time is camera surveillance in a small dark room. That’s real difficult to stay awake all the time staring to the same point, even if there are few or more monitors.

 

Cat Sitter

One more group of laziest works are home sitters. If You love animals, especially those little fury ones then this job could be great for You. Come to someone’s house and watch their cats while householders are on vacations. All You have to do is to assure cats are fed and their box is cleaned. Additional pleasant thing is to spend some lazy time with those cute furry little ones.

 

TV Watcher

Not many knows and not many would believe, that it’s possible to earn money simply by watching TV. It is one of the laziest possible jobs, as You have no need to go somewhere to do something to ear money. This occupation lets You wake up, put any clothes You want or even stay in pajama, get any snack and turn the TV on and keep reviewing it all day long.

 

Video Game Tester

This profession that has not so many years, but is very popular in nowadays and is very suitable for Young eager people. It’s perfect for those, who likes gaming, because this occupation even can be paid even doing it from home. All You need is to play and give feedback for developers about bugs, mistakes, glitches, and overall game opinion.

 

Online Shopper

It’s another modern occupation, that is suitable for laziest people as they can work from home. Online Shopper similar as Line Stander work for someone else, who have no time for live or online shopping, so they might hire You to buy goods, tickets, or other stuff for them and get payment for such action. Such job also gives You freedom to wear any clothes You want, to eat whenever You want and so on. Perfect job for Sloths.

 

Sleep Tester

And finally, probably the most pleasant and sloth suitable occupation is Sleep Tester. Yes, it’s real. If hotel owner wants to offer highest level accommodation, then he might hire specialist who will spend a night in a hotels bed and will give feedback next morning about the sleep and quality of mattress, pillows, blanket, weather freshness and other positive and negative things.

 

 

As we can see, mostly laziest jobs are those where You are nailed to chair with a narrow opportunity to implement which is mostly suitable for introverts or melancholic people.

If You know more lazy jobs, so feel free to share it with us. Possibly Your current job is also one of the laziest jobs on a planet? Please leave a comment and describe how do You like it.

However, if You still searching for best job, then we wish You to get a job of Your dreams, where You would feel Yourself comfortable, especially when the job will be as hobby for You.

Halloween Fantasy Art

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Halloween, with its enchanting ambiance and bewitching traditions, is an occasion that celebrates the beautiful art of creativity.
The beautiful art of Halloween encompasses pumpkin carving, creative decorations, costume creations, and various artistic expressions. It’s a time when our imaginations take center stage, and we indulge in the delightful process of crafting, creating, and embracing the mystical spirit of the season.

Lazy Christmas Tree

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I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.
Just like the ones I used to know…

These are the words, that probably everyone knows. The year 2020 is going to an end. The daily routine is slowing down and people are getting ready for Holidays. So are You ready 4 the Christmas? Have You done all Your works, all the household chores and decorated the Christmas tree? Is it the same as last year or even better and more beautiful than last year? We hope yes.

However there’s many not so beautiful or even ugly Christmas trees in a world which owners refused to spend some time for selecting tall, dense spruce and decorate it as good as possible. So sometimes such trees look funny but mostly even sad. Let’s check out such most lazy or crazy Christmas trees.

 

Great idea for lazy people: simple but original, like the one from the Charlie Brown Christmas movie. Even that it’s artificial pine tree branch, but not spruce.

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What for to build the whole tree, when top and bottom might be enough. That is the point of Sloth

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Tall but poor. Looks like the spruce was cut in the yard and the decorations took only 5 minutes 😉

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Another symbolic Christmas tree might be done simply and quickly from wooden sticks. However we would prefer to use spruce branches with green needles. Probably would look more live and contrast on white wall.

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Smart decision to use the curtain as a tree and decorate it. Especially if You are allergic to plants or… are too lazy to go and buy a spruce.

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Is it a Rocket in Montreal or what? 🙂

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One green triangle symbolize Christmas. All You need is just few brunches of spruce, pine, thuja or other green plant and add some berries, bubbles or other decorations.

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Seems this Christmas tree is very lazy or tired, that even can’t stand still.

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Smart & simple. Just a little bit green paper and You have the Christmas tree which saves place at home.

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What for go and buy a spruce, when there is a Palm in the hall? 😉

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If You like drinks that are bottles in a green bottles, then You can have extraordinary Christmas tree like this one. Just weld metal stand and that’s all.

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It’s hard to explain what it is. Though seems the owner did not want to waist much time on decorations.

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Here is another original and quickly done Christmas tree example. All you need is just one is just one garland (preferable green color) a few bubbles and some screws. It shines gorgeous in the dark.

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Looks funny, original and lazy either 🙂

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All You need is just few green branches. Just stick them to the wall and You have Your modern Christmas tree

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If You are a Photographer or movie maker and have a tripod, then You might easily decorate it and will have innovative Christmas tree even not leaving the house.

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As lazy as we like it. Minimalist tree plus one bubble and that’s all.

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One more example of laziness is here. Just take a dozen of bubbles and stick them to the wall. That’s all. Simple and nice.

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The ugliest Christmas tree in Denmark town Aars in 2017 was simply crying. Good that it was a little bit decorated by kids from kindergarten, so the view became a little bit funny. Though anyway the look shocks 😀

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Here is no comments 🙂

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Probably the laziest Christmas tree we have ever seen. Such a man should be a big Sloth, or have huge sense of humor.

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Sad, but surely there is much more such strange, abandoned, or unfinished Christmas trees in the World.

So how does look Your Christmas tree? Do You think it’s a little bit lazy?  Then send it to us and we will post it here and let other people approve it. 😉

Lazy Fishing

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We are very sorry that we were so Lazy and there haven’t been any post since last time. However now we are coming back after a hot summer and bringing You a dozen Photos, that we have caught from real Angler’s life.

Why stand, when You can comfortably lay with a rod

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You might feel like a King with such comfortable Fisherman’s Chair

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These cans says, that this Angler had a hard fishing night

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It’s great to escape from all the City noise and simply have a rest in the Nature with a rod in a Hand

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Seems this time Fisherman was too lazy and felt asleep, so The Catfish caught and eat the Angler. R.I.P.

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This Man can’t pay his attention on a Float, as hot Sun turned him off

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This Guy is too lazy to go to the River, so he tries he’s luck in Asphalt Stream

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Too lazy to go to the River or Lake? Try this hole. Seems it’s Fishy

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Seems this man knows Fishy places in his native City

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Only the laziest People are the Best Engineers. And here like look lazy Fisherman’s invention – four-arm stand

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Real Angler should have Amphibious Vehicle to save his precious time instead of coming to the lake and then preparing a boat.

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Wanna have all the time for Yourself, then go Ice Fishing

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These two Guys had to be so lazy, that haven’t noticed when the Spring has come

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Seems this Year kids will not get Their Presents below the Christmas Trees, as Santa has found a better occupation, and he is too lazy to lift up his old fat Ass.

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If You like fishing same as the guys above, then send us Your funny pictures so we could share it with other Anglers.

10 Best Dog Breeds for Laziest Owners

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As all we might know, most often people chooses their pets similar to themselves. Sometimes they are similar by character and sometimes even by appearance. It’s funny to same looking see a couple of a pet and his owner passing by. However this time we will analyze which dog breeds are most suitable for lazy peop

Do Remember

Energetic dogs, such as Australian Shepherd and Labrador Retriever tend to become more calm and docile as they age, and hence, don’t require a strenuous exercise routine, thereby, making them ideal choices for lazy owners.
Like people, even dogs have a temperament. An energetic person is better off with a Border Collie or Miniature Pinscher, but some of us are quite laid-back in nature, and would prefer a dog with a mellow disposition.
A lot of thought should be put in before buying a dog. However, most dog owners choose the animal based on its looks and color, spend a ton of time and money to pick out the perfect canine, and later, regret their decision. These people have a hectic lifestyle, and can’t go every day for a 30-minute walk or the weekly hiking trip with their pet. To ensure that they don’t buy the wrong breed, Buzzle enlists the most popular couch potato dog breeds that are satisfied with a 10-minute walk around the park.

Bulldog

An English Bulldog puppy rests on the floor.

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History associates the Bulldog with gruesome animal fighting, but in reality, it is a calm canine, perfect for the ultimate couch potato. Behind that grumpy face is the most mellow and docile dog. All it needs is a 10 to 15-minute walk in the mornings or evenings. A Bulldog loves to sit idle, and even watches just about anything on TV. It is great with kids, and usually, not aggressive towards strangers. However, it rarely mixes well with other dog breeds.

Bullmastiff

Lazy Bullmastiff lazing on the floor

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A Bullmastiff is a large breed; in fact, it is one of the largest dog breeds listed by the American Kennel Club (AKC). Also known as the ‘Gentle Giant’, this dog is extremely friendly, easygoing, and calm in nature. However, it is difficult to make the dog act out of its own will. A Bullmastiff is a quiet dog that loves to take naps on the couch. Despite its lazy nature, it does need some exercise to be healthy and happy. This breed is great with kids and other household pets.

 

Pug

Lazy Pug on the blue Box

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Who doesn’t love pugs? They are small, charming, fun-loving, and carry an insane amount of cuteness with them. They are also playful, mischievous, but the best thing about them is their ability to blend in any kind of atmosphere. They can easily rest on the bed or couch for hours, by taking regular naps. They don’t need much exercise, and are happy with running around indoors. Sometimes, the dog can be a little stubborn, but it lives to please its master. Pugs are also great with kids, and mix well with other domesticated pets.

Basset Hound

Basset sleeps on the bench

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A direct descendant of the Blood Hound, a Basset Hound is a calm and obedient canine that loves being close to people. It possesses a strong sense of smell, and is likely to follow an interesting scent, relentlessly. Despite its short stature, the Basset Hound is quite heavy. It is an easygoing breed and blends well with people, pets, and especially kids. However, kids should be taught not to treat the animal as a toy. Overall, the Basset Hound is a calm dog that can’t do without its daily walk. It may appear clumsy, but is quite smart and loves to snuggle on the couch or bed.

Great Dane

Great Dane on the grass

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Another giant but loving dog, the Great Dane is a lazy breed that loves napping. Great Danes are great watch dogs, but have an easygoing nature, and hence, they don’t bark much. However, they become highly alert if they sense something suspicious. These dogs are great with kids, but due to their enormous size, they can be quite a handful sometimes. A firm training from the start is essential to keep the Great Dane under control. This breed may be lazy, but requires regular exercise to avoid various health issues.

French Bulldog

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Its distinctive appearance, small size, and quiet nature make the French Bulldog an ideal pet for people with a hectic lifestyle. A daily walk of 15 to 20 minutes is enough for this Bulldog, and during rains, it is perfectly happy to play indoors. Unlike the Bulldog, its French cousin here always has a curious and alert expression, which complements its keen sense of hearing. It is the ideal lap dog that thrives on human companionship and loves its long resting hours.

Bichon Frise

Bichon Frise sleeps

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Cute, gentle, and playful, the Bichon Frise enjoys the company of humans and domesticated pets alike. This dog thrives on human companionship, and hence, shouldn’t be left alone for long. It usually prefers to just lie down and catch up on its sleep. Occasionally, the Bichon Frise might show a tremendous burst of energy by running in the house for a few minutes. These short outbursts and a daily walk for 10 to 15 minutes are all this dog needs to stay healthy. The Bichon Frise is likely to develop small dog syndrome, and hence, owners should be extremely firm while training this animal.

Pekingese

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A Pekingese wouldn’t mind running around the park, chase squirrels, or play indoors with chew toys. However, its favorite activity is jumping on and off the sofa. The Pekingese is the ultimate lap dog that requires less exercise and more love. It can sleep for hours, and prefers to remain aloof in the presence of strangers. However, the dog is extremely courageous, and won’t back down if challenged.

Shar Pei

Shar Pei sleep

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Even with a strong natural instinct to protect its family from any threat, the Shar Pei loves to stretch its legs and rest. This amazing rare dog breed was on the brink of extinction during the 1970s, but thanks to the conservation efforts of dog lovers, its popularity has grown tremendously. A daily short walk is a great exercise for this dog, and at the end of the day, it prefers to just sprawl on the couch.

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

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A dog originally bred for the royal lifestyle, it does equally well in an apartment too. Also known as the ‘Comforter’, the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel is capable of changing its activity level accordingly. The dog can sit on the couch, watch TV for hours, and even play with the kids once they are back from school. This dog prefers to walk, but loves to chase small birds and animals; hence, ensure it is on a leash all the time. It does get alarmed in the presence of strangers; otherwise, it is of a calm and relaxing nature.

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Lazy Animals – best wallpapers compilation

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Animals are same as people. Each of species has they own order of the day when they do necessary things like hunting, or saving their lives, looking for food or searching for hideouts. However when they are safe and satiated, they have the time for themselves and can simply be lazy or even sleep. There are few beautiful wallpapers below when animals where caught in their weakness moment. We hope You’d like them and use anyone for Your desktop.

When outside is so cold, ant the bones are freezing, You want nowhere to go. You simply stand lazy under the low sunlight and save Your energy. Now when the winter has come, this wallpaper fits really well.

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When Polar bear is replete he mostly feels lazy and falls asleep.

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Strong Bears after good hunting feels tired either and needs a rest.

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It’s good to live a lazy living on the tree stump when no danger is near.

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After a great party, when all friends have left You feel so tired and have no mood for any occupation.

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That’s how looks real Sloth, lazy and proud of that.

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Every Wolf needs a moment to rest a little bit after long way running.

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Upset and lazy Pug thinks about hard dogs life.

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It’s great to lay on back in the moment of laziness and watch the World upside down.

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Simply wonderful wallpaper of lazy Leopard

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When sun is burning relentlessly the best choice is simply lay down on the grass in the shadows and monitor the world around.

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After a lucky hunting the Lioness feels lazy and needs a rest.

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Surely the king of animals has a right to rest either.

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Sometimes there are days, when laziness catches You and You want nothing to do like this Chimpanzee. You choose laying on the grass and showing the tongue.

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Do You know what Kangaroo does instead of jumping? Lays lazy under the sun and monitors the environment.

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Lazy Aardvark rests on a red sand after digging the cavern.

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It’s really awesome to get a lazy rest on a sea shore at late and warm evening.

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After tasty lunch it’s great to warm up under the sun with three light friends

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Iguana is one of the oldest lizards on our planet.  Possibly slow and lazy type of living helped her to live millions years till our times.

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So Which animal wallpaper You liked best?